Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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