Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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