If that was your dad, he is hot
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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