fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
