ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
time to smoke my breakfast
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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