Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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