Swine flu. Run for my life!
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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