At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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