Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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