he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My breasts were aching with rage.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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