im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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