She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
