My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We're too hungover to prance.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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