um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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