White coat. Heels.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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