So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Randomize