Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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