I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
How does one acquire holy water?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
