What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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