I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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