Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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