I don't think brook has ever known best
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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