How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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