When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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