Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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