I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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