Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
they need to just BURY HIM!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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