It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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