if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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