Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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