exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Randomize
