Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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