i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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