plz talk dirty to me
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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