At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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