Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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