I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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