So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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