I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Sext me about skeletons
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
My vagina is very pro this idea
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