how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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