Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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