Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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