it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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