I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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