She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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