a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im holly from the hills drunk
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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