she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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