He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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