That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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