Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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