Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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