Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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