Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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