If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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