let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
