Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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