So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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