We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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