On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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