Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i out mim tonsoeep
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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